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Breakfast Sandwiches

A Proper Breakfast Sandwich
Choice of bacon, ham, house sausage patty or plant-based chorizo, pimento cheese, scrambled egg, U.S. cheese, house biscuit or English muffin

The Louche
Scrambled egg, smoked cheddar, bacon, maple, chives, toasted croissant

Take My Money
House sausage patty, smoked mozz, fried egg**, pimento cheese, chorizo jam, pickled jalapenos, biscuit
Biasi Breakfast Sandwich
Everything is plant based: Cheese crusted bun, roasted red pepper scrambled egg, chorizo, avocado, cilantro spread, pickled cabbage, Hot Mama Chili Oil, Jacobsen Cherrywood Smoked Salt

Riddikulos Chicken Biscuit
Chicken-fried chicken thigh, fried egg, bacon, smoked mozz, house pimento cheese, house biscuit
Fifty-Two Eighty AKA the Denver
Diced Ham, onions, peppers, Swiss, scrambled egg, buttered English muffin
Cold Sandwiches
Valiant
Choice of turkey, ham, salami, or house medium roast beef (+$2), rocket, tomato, mayo, pickle, Portland mustard, seeded rye, potato bread or bolillo add proteins or cheese

Hot Not Hot
O.P. cotto salami, smoked mozz, Mama Lil's sweet pickled peppers, fresh Thai basil, mayo, Hot Mamma smoky coffee chilie oil, bollio

The Other Roast Beef Sandwich
Grass-fed house roast beef, rocket, Jacobsen’s cherrywood smoked salt, house pickled onions, blue cheese, pegasus sauce, mayo, bolillo
Hamon
Ham, smoked mozz, lemon, rocket, maple mustard, mayo rustic roll
Bird Ferguson
Chicken confit salad, bacon, mayo, lettuce, tomato, croissant
Hot Sandwiches

Coxtolstoy's Hot Cheese Steak
Shaved grass-fed beef, grilled onions, U.S and cheddar cheese, Mama Lil's sweet pickled peppers, Hot Mama Chili Oil, Valiant sauce, toasted bolillo

A Roast Beef Sandwich Has No Name
Warm grass fed house roast beef, Pegasus Sauce (horse radish), cheddar and U.S. cheese, mustard BBQ, sesame brioche. Add grilled onions and raw pickle at no charge.

Oh Shiitake! Smash Melt
1/3 lb grass-fed beef, grilled shiitake mushrooms, grilled onions, Swiss, Russian dressing, seeded rye. No mushrooms = EXTRA $3

Hot Jam
Mojo inspired pork, house chorizo jam, cheddar, house-pickled jalapenos, cilantro, cilantro mayo, toasted bolillo

Like a Reuben
House corned beef, swiss, russian dressing, pickled cabbage, seeded rye

Cindy Burger
Single grass-fed smash burgers, U.S. cheese, bacon, Prime sauce, little bun
Farley Burger
Cubano but like Tampa
Carnitas-inspired pork, ham, salami, Swiss, dill pickle, Portland mustard, rustic roll, pressed
No Meat Chopped Cheese (veg)
Plant-based ground "beef", shiitake mushrooms, cheddar and U.S. cheese, vegan scallion mayo, lettuce, tomato, rustic roll

T-Mo's Gochu-Cheesesteak
T-Mo's Gochujang sauce glazed shaved sirloin, smoked mozzarella, grilled onions, house pickled jalapenos and carrots, fresh scallions, grilled scallion mayo, rustic roll.
Da Dip
House roast beef, Swiss, chives, mayo grilled rustic roll, all drippings jus

Thighs Like What
Fried chicken thigh, Valiant sauce, hot sauce, house pickled cabbage and jalapenos, little bun.
Sides
Kids (of all ages) menu
Pay it Forward
Burgers
Claçiq
Beef, aged cheddar, lettuce, tomato, onion, dill pickle, prime sauce, ketchup, potato bun
Cream Screamer
Beef, pepperjack, bacon, marshmallow cream, red onion, Aardvark hot sauce. Request for additional veggies will be ignored.
Fancy AF Shiitake
Beef, organic local shiitake, fried garlic, emmental cheese, arugula, sauce gribiche, bun
Eastwood Ravine
Beef, bacon, ham, aged cheddar, mayo, mustard BBQ, Onion rings
Hot Farley
Beef, salami, gruyere, mamma Lil peppers, smokey chili oil, mayo, Thai basil
Dusty Bottoms
Beef, pepper jack, chorizo jam, pickled onion, pickled jalapeno, cilantro, cilantro mayo (V)
Da Ba Dee
Beef, spam, blue cheese, porter glazed onions, bread and butter pickles, lettuce, tomato, prime sauce
Burger of Deception (V)
Plant based "beef", plant based cheese, avocado, plant based bacon ranch sauce, lettuce, tomato, pickle, potato bun. (No animals were harmed or exploited in the making of this burger.)
Burritos

Lockdown Burrito
Choice of protein, seasoned tots, cilantro crema, scramby eggs, pickled onions, Salem-made cotija, cilantro, house smoky chili oil, huge tortilla
Vegangelical Breakfast Burrito
Avocado, plant based chorizo, seasoned tots, cilantro cream type stuff, pickled onions, vegan cheese, cilantro, House Chili Oil, huge tortilla.