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Breakfast Sandwiches

A Proper Breakfast Sandwich
Choice of bacon, ham, house sausage patty or plant-based chorizo, pimento cheese, scrambled egg, U.S. cheese, house biscuit or English muffin

The Louche
Scrambled egg, smoked cheddar, bacon, maple, chives, toasted croissant
Happy Wife
Herbed goat cheese, thick avocado, fried egg, tomato, Jacobsen Salt Co. smoked salt, seasonal greens, gluten-free everything bagel

Take My Money
House sausage patty, smoked mozz, fried egg**, pimento cheese, chorizo jam, pickled jalapenos, biscuit

Breakfast Club v2.0
Smoked turkey, bacon, swiss, fried egg, buttermilk sauce, avocado, rocket, tomato, English muffin.
Biasi Breakfast Sandwich
Everything is plant based: Cheese crusted bun, roasted red pepper scrambled egg, chorizo, avocado, cilantro spread, pickled cabbage, Hot Mama Chili Oil, Jacobsen Cherrywood Smoked Salt
Cold Sandwiches
Valiant
Choice of turkey, ham, salami, or house medium roast beef (+$2), rocket, tomato, mayo, pickle, Portland mustard, seeded rye, potato bread or bolillo add proteins or cheese

Hot Not Hot
O.P. cotto salami, smoked mozz, Mama Lil's sweet pickled peppers, fresh Thai basil, mayo, Hot Mamma smoky coffee chilie oil, bollio

The Other Roast Beef Sandwich
Grass-fed house roast beef, rocket, Jacobsen’s cherrywood smoked salt, house pickled onions, blue cheese, pegasus sauce, mayo, bolillo

Friggin TBR
House smoked turkey, bacon, Duke's mayo, house buttermilk sauce, lettuce, tomato, Jacobsen's Cherrywood Smoked Salt, toasted croissant,
Hot Sandwiches

Mostly a Cubano
Mojo inspired pork, ham, swiss, dill pickle, Portland mustard, bolillo, pressed

Coxtolstoy's Hot Cheese Steak
Shaved grass-fed beef, grilled onions, U.S and cheddar cheese, Mama Lil's sweet pickled peppers, Hot Mama Chili Oil, Valiant sauce, toasted bolillo

Coxtolstoy's Hot Cheese Steak
Shaved grass-fed beef, grilled onions, U.S and cheddar cheese, Mama Lil's sweet pickled peppers, Hot Mama Chili Oil, Valiant sauce, toasted bolillo

A Roast Beef Sandwich Has No Name
Warm grass fed house roast beef, Pegasus Sauce (horse radish), cheddar and U.S. cheese, mustard BBQ, sesame brioche. Add grilled onions and raw pickle at no charge.

Oh Shiitake! Smash Melt
1/3 lb grass-fed beef, grilled shiitake mushrooms, grilled onions, Swiss, Russian dressing, seeded rye. No mushrooms = EXTRA $3

Hot Jam
Mojo inspired pork, house chorizo jam, cheddar, house-pickled jalapenos, cilantro, cilantro mayo, toasted bolillo
Plant Powered Torta
Plant-based chorizo, cilantro mayo, pickled onions, black beans, cilantro, vegan cheese-crusted bolillo

Like a Reuben
House corned beef, swiss, russian dressing, pickled cabbage, seeded rye

Farley Burger
Two 1/3 lb grass-fed beef patties, U.S. cheese, bacon, Valiant sauce, little bun
Sides
Roasted Red Pepper Tomato Soup
House made Tomato Soup with Roasted Red Pepper. Gluten free and vegetarian. Contains dairy
Side Salad
Organic Greens (not spring mix, never spring mix) house pickled cabbage and onions, cherry tomatoes
Dry Rub Fries
French Fries with house dry rub seasoning. Includes Valiant Sauce
Kids (of all ages) menu
Specials

Threat Level Midnight
House smoked roast beef, spicy mayo, really spicy bbq, cheddar and U.S. cheese, smoked serrano and habanero chillies, brioche. It's very spicy.

Good Morning Cheesesteak
Shaved sirloin, grilled onions, U.S and smoked cheddar, scrambled egg, house pickled jalapeños, fried egg, Smokey chili maple, toasted croissant.
Burritos

Lockdown Burrito
Choice of protein, seasoned tots, cilantro crema, scramby eggs, pickled onions, Salem-made cotija, cilantro, house smoky chili oil, huge tortilla
Vegangelical Breakfast Burrito
Avocado, plant based chorizo, seasoned tots, cilantro cream type stuff, pickled onions, vegan cheese, cilantro, House Chili Oil, huge tortilla.
Drinks
Coffee and Espresso
Drip Coffee Organic
Latte
Organic espresso, steamed milk
Mocha
Chocolate, milk, organic espresso
Drink Special
16oz of whatever the barista feels like for the say
Americano
Organic Espresso, Water
White Chocolate Mocha
White chocolate, organic espresso, milk